I Love You Shaft Scene - I Know You Do Baby

Shaft (1971)

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• John Shaft : Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble.

• [last lines]

  John Shaft : [on telephone] Vic, your example only busted broad open.

  Vic Androzzi : And so close it for me.

  John Shaft : Cut the crap human being, this is Shaft. Looks like you gonna have to shut it yo'cocky, *shitty*!

  [cackles maniacally]

• Willy : Listen, Snow White. Me and you gonna tangle, sooner or later. Did you hear what I say?

  John Shaft : Why don't yous stop playing with yourself, Willy? Y'all ain't gonna do SHIT!

• John Shaft : Warms my black center to see you and then concerned about united states of america minority folks.

  Vic Androzzi : Oh come up on Shaft, what is information technology with this black shit, huh?

  [Vic holds a black pen upward to Shaft's face up]

  Vic Androzzi : You ain't and so black.

  John Shaft : [Holds a white java cup next to Vic'due south face] And yous ain't so white either baby.

• Sergeant Tom Hannon : Hey, where the hell are y'all going, Shaft?

  John Shaft : To get laid, where the hell are you going?

• Vic Androzzi : What'cha got?

  John Shaft : I got laid.

• Bumpy Jonas : [answering his phone] Incorrect Number.

  John Shaft : Don't balderdash me, man. I got the right number. This is Shaft.

  Bumpy Jonas : How'd the hell y'all get this number?

  John Shaft : Off a bathroom wall in the god damn subway!

• John Shaft : Pitiful, I tin can't arrive.

  Ellie Moore : Y'all got problems, baby?

  John Shaft : Heh. Yeah, I got a couple of 'em. I was born blackness... and I was born poor.

• Willy : Got to see if you lot're clean before you can encounter the Human being.

  John Shaft : [laugh] Meliorate get yourself half dozen more than helpers then, Willy.

  Willy : That'southward how it's done.

  John Shaft : Who searches y'all?

  Willy : Nobody.

  John Shaft : Then get the aforementioned cat to search us.

• John Shaft : Hey, baby. Please close the door, huh?

  Adult female from Bar : Hey, shut it yourself, shitty.

• Ellie Moore : Hi! You alright? Baby, are you alright?

  John Shaft : I got to feelin' like a machine. That's no style to feel. Come up here, babe.

  [the lovemaking begins]

• John Shaft : When you lead your revolution, whitey better exist standing still because you don't run worth a damn no more.

• John Shaft : Yous are one wise Caucasian, Vic.

• Vic Androzzi : Call me when you get home.

  John Shaft : I will.

  Vic Androzzi : [leaves, motions as if to close the door, then...] Close information technology yourself, shitty.

  [cackles]

• Mafia contact : I'g lookin' for a nigger named John Shaft.

  John Shaft : Just found him - *wop*. Sit down down.

  Mafia contact : I'm supposed to take you to visit a lady. Come on.

  John Shaft : I oasis't finished my espresso. Why don't you accept some. Perhaps they'll put a little garlic in information technology, if yous're nice.

  Mafia contact : No thank you. Only, you lot get alee. We've fifty-fifty got time for you to have your soul food.

• Ellie Moore : I love you.

  John Shaft : Yeah, I know. Have information technology easy.

• [outset lines]

  John Shaft : [holding up his eye finger to a cab driver who is honking his horn at him] Up yours! Go out the way!

• Vic Androzzi : Have a chair, John.

  John Shaft : I don't like your chair.

• John Shaft : Up yours, baby.

• Bumpy Jonas : When volition I hear from you?

  John Shaft : When I got something to say.

• Vic Androzzi : You got a infinitesimal, Shaft?

  John Shaft : I got no apply for no dirty postcards, Vic. Become off my back, huh.

• John Shaft : Don't ever threaten me over again! And don't phone call me Judas!

• John Shaft : It looks similar war comin', huh?

  Vic Androzzi : It's a bad thing, John. Mafia confronting Bumpy. I hateful, it'south hood against hood - on the inside. On the outside, information technology's black against white. It could be, we could have tanks and troops on Broadway, if this matter breaks open.

• Vic Androzzi : That big eared Captain I got was listening. He thinks he heard you lot discussing a kidnappin'. Thinks the Mafia's involved. And he knows Bumpy Jones is involved.

  John Shaft : Tell him to ask Bumpy, then.

  Vic Androzzi : I did. He wants to ask you. Now. At the station. It's lousy timing correct?

  John Shaft : Gonna take me in?

  Vic Androzzi : I volition if I find ya. Are you home?

  John Shaft : Hell no.

  Vic Androzzi : That'south too bad. Telephone call me when you get habitation.

• Bumpy Jonas : Wrong number.

  John Shaft : Cutting the crap, human, this is Shaft.

• John Shaft : I get 50 bucks an hr... plus expenses. And no questions asked nearly how I spend it.

• John Shaft : You're a cagey spook, Bumpy.

  Bumpy Jonas : You ride a tall horse, Mr Shaft.

• John Shaft : Play straight, infant.

• Vic Androzzi : How come up a couple-a cats from Harlem come up downtown this morning looking for John Shaft?

  John Shaft : Well, they're soul brothers. They came down and then I could teach 'em the handshake.

  Vic Androzzi : They find ya?

  John Shaft : Of course. I wasn't hiding.

  Vic Androzzi : If you lot find out annihilation, give me a call. I'm still at the 38th Precinct.

  John Shaft : Right on!

• Dina Greene : Do all your friends walk around with weapons like that in their pockets?

  John Shaft : That depends. My *negro* friends don't walk around with rabbits feet no more than.

• John Shaft : Don't jive me, man! What kind of fuckin' job you talkin' most?

• John Shaft : Stay loose, baby.

• John Shaft : I'm gonna go out you with some friends. They're straight people. So, don't yous lay whatever of that Uncle Tom jive on her.

• John Shaft : This is Ben Buford. Your little caper cost him five friends concluding night.

  Ben Buford : We're gonna accept it out of your donkey, Pimp!

  Bumpy Jonas : You lot're pushing me a little far.

• John Shaft : You lot're lyin', homo! At present, deal 'em upward straight - or don't deal 'em at all.

• Carmen : That's all booze.

  John Shaft : Right on! All booze - i zillion per cent.

• Gay Bartender : Two gin and tonics and a Virgin Mary, for moi. Oh, I'm thirsty. Parched. There's a daughter over there, with the nighttime hair and the nifty boobs, yous actually turn her on - if you're interested.

  John Shaft : Well, I ain't dead.

  Gay Bartender : Her friend Valerie says she's hot for my body. I told her I was gay and you know what she said? She'd straighten me out. That's what she said. Not plenty that I'm lovely, she wants me to play character parts. The ane with the - tit-illating boobs - is named Linda.

• Linda : Information technology's a nice pad you got here.

  John Shaft : Look, baby, I'm going upstairs to accept a shower. I'll be right back.

  Linda : [next scene, Shaft in the shower, Linda walks in] I merely couldn't look.

• John Shaft : Hey, baby.

  Linda : [in Shaft'southward bed] Come here!

  John Shaft : Party's over. Yous have to split. Another time, huh? Same feeling. Aforementioned place. Right now, I gotta take care of some business.

• John Shaft : I thought the money didn't matter to you. Just getting your infant back.

  Bumpy Jonas : Money ALWAYS matters...

• John Shaft : Lookout man your mouth, human being.

  Ben Buford : I'll say any damn thing I want.

• John Shaft : What the hell is this? Y'all white mutha!

• John Shaft : Kidnappin' sistas - man, that ain't their thing.

• Ben Buford : I got some expressionless brothers layin' out there and this ain't where I should be.

  John Shaft : Till nosotros observe out why they're dead, this is the only place for you lot to be.

  Ben Buford : You retrieve like a white man.

  John Shaft : You don't call back at all! You want to get wasted?

  Ben Buford : If that's what information technology takes, yeah!

• John Shaft : Get on the phone. We're gonna need some more brothers - with guns this time!

• John Shaft : How about me taking over the bar for awhile?

  [slips him a bill]

  Gay Bartender : Zippo I wouldn't practice for twenty dollars.

• John Shaft : [Shaft'due south dwelling house, and Vic is there to bring Shaft downwards to the preccinct - captain wants to talk to him, only, tells Shaft he can't; since he hasn't 'seen' him, yet] Hey, baby, delight close the door, huh?

  Vic Androzzi : [Making fun of the daughter] Shut it yourself, shitty!

• John Shaft : The police got a whole unit that does that kind of work - free.

  Bumpy Jonas : Not for me. You lot know I can't get to the cops.

  John Shaft : And y'all want me, huh? A spade detective.

  Bumpy Jonas : Yes, I want you. Cause y'all're a black spade detective. And I desire you 'crusade you got you're other foot in Whitey'south straw.

I Love You Shaft Scene - I Know You Do Baby

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